I now know the secret to getting people out to book launches. Nanaimo bars! Yes, offer them free Nanaimo bars and they will arrive at your launch in droves. Droves! Here I am launching Invasion of the IQ Snatchers at Mcnally Robinsons in Saskatoon. Yes, me talking.
How boring, you think. Well...yes. But not with Nanaimo bars. They make everything (even me) interesting. Guaranteed! Look at the rapt audience.
Be sure to give the audience the Nanaimo bars after you're done reading. Otherwise they might leave early. It was amazing! It was wonderful! It was!!!! Can you tell I've had too many Nanaimo bars? I think I'm coming down from the sugar high. Uh...oh.